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The Grow House MOM: Monthly Cannabis Subscriptions, Quality Weed and Reasonably Priced
The Grow House is an up and coming, online mail-order-marijuana dispensary, that has one thing that most MOMs do not: monthly cannabis subscriptions. Subscribing to mail-orders is sweeping the world, as the new, hot trend in buying and cannabis; it makes more sense in today’s fasted-paced lifestyle than anything I’ve heard in a long while.
Anywhere from toilet paper, ink cartridges to copy paper; automatic monthly subscriptions, delivered straight to your door. Now, the delicious, green goodness that is the marijuana plant, that we love to stuff inside our rolling papers, can be delivered monthly, with a low-cost subscription.
The Grow House is changing the game, with their one and two-ounce monthly subscriptions, that come in a myriad of options; as well as, incredibly reasonable prices. Their one-ounce box is $139.99/month and their two-ounce box is $279.99/month.
The Grow House’s unique monthly subscription package is available in any one of these favourite blends: all indica, all sativa, 50-50 hybrids, one sativa two hybrids and one indica, or plain mix and match. With all of these possibilities, this remarkable dispensary really has thought of everything.
Another perk of monthly subscriptions is that it takes the hassle out of what to choose; with a countless array of options, you will never be bored or disappointed in your choice of the vast selection of strains.
Along with a new and modern special, The Grow House has free shipping available on orders over $100. They also have numerous smoking accessories such as papers, glass filter tips, dab rigs and even gummy-making candy kits; in addition to, their flowers and loads of concentrates to choose from.
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Where’s My Bike (Sativa 90/Indica 10, THC 26%)
For anyone who has never seen the movie, the Where’s My Bike strain is named after an Ashton Kutcher movie, where he loses his car from getting blackout high; an appropriate name for a strain bred from Amnesia and Biker Kush. The buds we received were beautifully dense, coated in bright and sparkly ginger trichomes and wafted up a sweet aroma of woodsy, berry, spice, with a soft mellowing of earth.
When Where’s My Bike was combusted, the sugary fragrance turned into a peppery, citrus-spice, with a blast of deep berries. The smoke was amazingly smooth and easy to hit over and over; which gave me a surplus of energy, allowing me to get many things done around the house.
When vaped with The Mighty, Where’s My Bike was delightfully light, airy and sweet, with waves of uplifting sensations. The vapour simply made the flower even smoother, a perfect strain for those who get nauseous in the morning like me. Vaping definitely became a favourite of mine with this lovely strain.
After hitting it a few times, I felt inspired and enlivened – the name Where’s My Bike is a little misleading because I don’t think a blackout high is possible, with such an uplifting sativa. This strain made me want to clean, work on my projects, and then eat a big ol’ lunch; which I usually never think about.
The Grow House’s daytime strain, Where’s My Bike, would be helpful in relieving a number of symptoms and conditions, such as (but not limited to), muscle spasms, chronic pain, fatigue, nausea, migraines, glaucoma, multiple sclerosis, fibromyalgia, depression, chronic stress, appetite loss (most times), ADHD, anxiety and/or other mood disorders (as directed).
Purple Glue (Indica 80/Sativa 20, THC 22-28%)
The Grow House’s top-dollar strain, Purple Glue, whose parent strain is the leading top strain, Gorilla Glue #4, packed a potent punch, in both my nose and my body. To start, when I opened to the package, the sweet, sour and herbaceous aroma was so deliciously overwhelming; like the classic green cannabis smell, that I remember from high school. The buds were slightly purple, grassy and sticky with crystals.
When combusted, the Purple Glue was more piney than expected, but still very enjoyable with the traditional herbal, spicy and quintessential, flavourful essence of weed. Adding to the spicy flavour was the after-burn scent, of old coffee beans. The high from just a couple of puffs from my bong was exactly what I needed, melting me into a pot of relaxation.
When vaped with the Arizer V-Tower, the piney-ness of the Purple Glue toned down to almost nothing, and it carried over a much sweeter tone, which was extremely pleasant. Again, this strain was much more pleasurable as a vaping strain, as the overwhelming, piney spice was a little too much for me in the bong.
Additionally, Purple Glue gave the kind of energy to get snug on my couch and play games all night on my console. Normally high Indica’s make me want to watch a good show, but with such a haze of happiness, I knew that I wanted to at least do something.
The Grow House’s Purple Glue can be used to help relieve a variety of symptoms and conditions, such as (but not limited to): chronic pain, glaucoma, fibromyalgia, migraines, insomnia, nausea, appetite loss (most times), inflammatory diseases, Parkinson’s disease, depression, anxiety and/or other mood disorders (as directed).
Golden Goat Budder (Sativa 70%/Indica 30%)
The Golen Goat Budder from The Grow House came as a golden ray of sunshine. Due to the heat, it did melt a little bit during shipping, but the texture was as sleek as butter or styling pomade. The colours were beautiful and translucent yellows, with hints of pastel pink; a perfect representation of its sweet and tropical starburst smell.
When combusted with herb, having the budder sit onto of a half-packed bong bowl piece, the Golden Goat rolled flawlessly and smoothly. Mixing it with another citrusy bud, the fruity kick was refreshing and extraordinary. To was as if someone had taken a lemon and fruit punch Kool-aid packets and poured them into the plants when they were growing.
When vaped with the Puffco Peak vaporizer, it was love-at-first-hit. The Golden Goat Budder may need a name change to the Golden God, especially when concentrated into a budder. The citrus cloud that came from the vape was smoother than smoking water, and then the effects come sneaking around the corner, adding more sunshine to the party.
If you have ever had too much coffee and sugar and you embrace that feeling, this is the concentrate for you. When the high from this was at its peak, I would swear that I was on cloud nine. High in the sky without a care in-sight; it was really a wonderful experience after smoking 50-50 hybrids all week. Not to mention it filled me with loads of energy, enough to finish five different things in one night.
Moreover, this budder would be helpful in relieving a number of symptoms and conditions, such as (but not limited to), PTSD, chronic pain, fatigue, migraines, nausea, glaucoma, arthritis, inflammatory diseases, opiate addiction and recovery, depression, ADHD, ADD, stress, anxiety and/or other mood disorders (as directed).
The Grow House: Monthly Subscriptions Means Endless Savings: In Time and Selection
A few of the products above are sold out now but hopefully, they will restock from the same batch or clones soon. Otherwise, their other flowers and concentrates are promised to be just as top-shelf and high quality. Their packaging was very nice as well, with leak-proof bags and plain boxes and then the buds themselves were not squished during shipping.
With all of The Grow House’s products and options, their monthly subscription program is really a fantastic idea. Perfect timing too, to go along with everyone’s other orders that come in monthly. With one or two ounces available in any ratio of sativa to indica to hybrids, that one could think of. They are truly impressive in how they try to please their customers and compete with all of the other mail-order-marijuana dispensaries out there with competitive prices and top-notch customer service.
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Last Updated on November 9, 2021 by Bud
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